Alright so I talked with the alien leaders that govern the universe & earth and this is what happened:
Alien leader: "so earthly scum, enjoying teeworlds?"
me: better than krispy kremes
Alien leader: "want a free anal probe?"
me: What's the catch?
Alien leader: "you get to fly in my spaceship."
me: does it have teeworlds?
Alien leader: "we don't have wifi so you gotta play single-player Ddrace on brutal mode."
me: fuck....you
Alien leader: "so earthly scum, enjoying teeworlds?"
me: better than krispy kremes
Alien leader: "want a free anal probe?"
me: What's the catch?
Alien leader: "you get to fly in my spaceship."
me: does it have teeworlds?
Alien leader: "we don't have wifi so you gotta play single-player Ddrace on brutal mode."
me: fuck....you